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Sometimes it’s funny, dough. Dis one guy I heard about, he’s gettin’ massaged, falls asleep, starts snorin’ like a damn bear! Masseuse is like, “What da hell?” Total mood-killer, hah! I’d be like, “Wake up, ya wimp, dis ain’t nap time!” But me? I love it—gets da blood pumpin’, makes me feel alive, like I could lift a truck! Ya gotta try it, pal—don’t be a sissy! It’s not just rubbin’, it’s an art, like cookin’ in dat movie— “You must be imaginative, bold!”

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You can see me only during the week, I offer you services I am available to meet on weekends I offer personalized services of Pinda massage, Kundalini massage.

Now, lemme add – I’ve got some odd quirks. I always hum bits from Boyhood when walking through Gables Street. “Look at that, life's hurtin' away,” – not exactly what the film says, but ya catch my drift, right? I know, it's dramatic, but life’s too short to be dull, innit? Also, my love of technical corporate jargon (yeah, like David Brent) means I often proclaim, “This is peak performance, people! This is where synergy meets serendipity!” which, admittedly, sounds a bit bonkers, but it's Rainworth, all about the vibes!

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