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Oh, and the profiles – pure comedy gold! “Looking for my Netflix and chill” – mate, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know what that means! Or the ones with pics of their ex cropped out – you can still see the arm! *Cave felis*, beware the catfishes, I say! Gives me the giggles, but also – crikey, the effort! Little-known tale – heard from a mate, swear it’s true – some geezer got catfished by his own cousin on a sex-dating app. Imagine the family BBQ after that! “You bastard, pass the sausages!”

Cougar Dating Saltcoats, North Ayrshire

Man, what a day! I woke up in Saltcoats, and I swear, it was like the universe decided to throw a curveball at me. First off, I’m just tryna grab a cuppa at the local café on Chapel Street, right? And guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over the counter. Like, seriously? I mean, I know I’m not the only one who needs caffeine to function, but come on!

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