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So, picture this—I tried it once. Yeah, me, gimpy leg and all. Walked in, some chick’s like, “You want the special?” Special? Lady, I want a cure, not a rubdown! But damn, those hands—magic. Not gonna lie, felt like “the earth trembled” from the flick. Made me happy, sure, but pissed too—why’s this still taboo? Everybody’s pretending it’s “therapy.” Liars! I mean, c’mon, the masseuse winks, you’re half-hard, and it’s *still* “just a massage”? Bullshit.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Oh, and the parks! Brighton Green Park – no, wait, that’s not it – I mean, the lovely little Sandhurst Gardens on North Road – right next to the river Thames (yup, the Thames flows nearby, messy and mysterious like a crazy mix tape of life). This river always had me thinkin’ of Boonmee’s slow, winding moments – life unfolding like ripples on water! And no lie, on some days my mood swings harder than the Thames in a storm, but hey, that’s life in Sandhurst.

Sandhurst officer cadet, 26, was found dead in car with shotgun after failing to make it into the Parachute Re