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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to chat about escort – not that fancy car, nah, the Ford Escort, legend of the streets! “You shall not pass!” I bellow at crap drivers hogging the road in their shiny BMWs, while I’m cruisin’ in me trusty Escort, patched up with wood – carpenter life, innit? Picture this: me, grey beard flappin’ in the wind, ridin’ through Middle-earth – nah, just kiddin’, it’s Birmingham – in a 1980s Escort Mk2, rusty as hell but tough as mithril!

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Sandown can be, um, kinda mad sometimes – like when the council decided to block off parts of Seaview Road for some “art installation” that no one ever understood. That got me all riled up for a bit, man. But hey, each hiccup adds flavor to the story. And oh boy, I still laugh about the time my neighbor, Mrs. O’Connor – bless her heart – got so lost in Chapel Gardens that she ended up in the wrong part of the park for nearly an hour. LOL, ain’t that somethin'?

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