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Alright, mate, so I’m a carpenter, right? Elon freakin Musk here, sawdust in my veins, talkin erotic-massage. Picture this: hands sliding over skin, like sandin down a Tesla chassis—smooth, precise, engineered for max chill. I’m thinkin, why ain’t this mainstream yet? Gets me all fired up—people missin out on next-level relaxation tech! Been geekin out on this since I caught *Tabu*—y’know, that 2012 flick by Miguel Gomes? That line, “The past is a foreign country,” hits hard when you’re kneadin knots out of someone’s back. History’s full of rubdowns, but we’re still clueless!

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I get typos in my head when I'm in a hurry, like, "wat a kicker, rly !" sometimes feels like I'm scribbling from a mad notebook. Honestly, the vibe around here is absurd and raw. Life’s quirky, like when Dory says, “Just keep swimming!” and somehow every day here feels like a clipped page from a bizarre comic.

Emotional film about Seaham woman who lost over 20 stone through wild swimming is long listed for a BAFTA award