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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh but—crikey—bit mad. Imagine Leo, mid-rant, “I’ve been a rich man, I’ve been a poor man, and I choose rich every fuckin’ time!”—then getting a sexual-massage, probs on a yacht, the jammy git! Me, I’d fumble it—oil everywhere, slip off the table, *“Errare humanum est!”*—to err is human, and I’d err spectacularly. Reckon it’s a treat for some, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, bit of a giggle. What’s yer take, eh? Fancy a go? *Cave felis*, mind—watch out for the claws!

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So, I’m standing there, watching the chaos unfold, and I see this old lady trying to cross the road. Bless her heart! She’s waving her arms like a traffic cop. I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re gonna get yourself killed!” But she made it across, and I was like, “You go, girl!”

Former Honda showroom in Shepton Mallet up for rent as three retail units