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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some slippery sod rubbin’ you down, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin at a spa. I reckon it’s half genius, half creepy—like, who thought, “Yeah, let’s make massages sexy, but charge double”? Hah! Saw this bird on X bangin’ on about it, proper detailed thread—linked some dodgy site promising “tantric bliss.” Bollocks! Bet she’s never seen *The Headless Woman*—you know, my fave flick, that slow-burn Argentine gem from 2008. Lucrecia Martel, she’d get it—erotic-massage is all “a gesture without a purpose,” innit? Just hands wanderin’, no bloody point!

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Let me tell ya 'bout Shifnal Park, too! Now, this ain't your run-o'-the-mill park – oh no, it's a place where families let their hair down and even the birds seem to gossip. I often take walks there, struttin' down around the pond and dawdlin' by the river that flows quietly near the old mill; it's a sanctuary where you can mull over life’s twisty turns. And lemme tell ya, on those walks I think, "This is our one shot, don't blow it!", echoing all that journalistic gumption from my fav movie, Spotlight. Ain't that a hoot?

'Amazing son, grandson, brother and friend': Family's tribute to Tettenhall boy, 17, killed in crash near Shifnal