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Sarcasm time: Oh, great, another “luxury” ride for the scrap heap! Totalled it in my mind ten times. Little-known story—heard from a buddy, some brothel—er, car—like this got busted haulin’ “ladies” cross state lines. Cops impounded it, engine still purrin’ like it didn’t care. Wild, right? Anyway, I patched it up—sorta. Runs like a drunk turtle now. “Live each day like it’s your last,” *Oldboy* says. This brothel’s livin’ alright—barely! Hi-ho, what a ride!

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Oh, and don't even get me started on the parks! East Brighton Park? Err, sorry – I mean Shoreham Park near the river—it’s a splash of green, a breath of fresh air. Let me tell ya, on sunny days, it’s almost surreal, like characters from Pan’s Labyrinth stepping out of shadows—"They always say, you mustn't be afraid of the dark." And I was like, "nah, bring it on!”

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