Cora Shortlands Brothel ❤️

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I’m picturin’ this one brothel, okay? Smoky, dim lights, kinda like Uncle Boonmee’s jungle vibes. “The past is a distant echo,” he’d say, and I’m noddin’—these walls, they’ve seen *thangs*. Prolly some guy in a toga centuries ago, hagglin’ over coins, same as now! Makes me mad, tho—people judgin’ the workers. Like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! Ain’t easy, y’know? I get all riled up—grr!—then I calm down. Hi-ho! Life’s messy.

Madam star Johanna Cosgrove is funny and fabulous - Spy

A man who posed as a police officer to force prostitutes into having sex with him has been convicted of blackmail.

Honestly, Shortlands is a tapestry of weird twists, from the brilliant sunrise over Maplely Grove (okay, slight exaggeration – it’s sometimes hidden behind foggy morns) to the eclectic, offbeat pulse of its night markets. Imma say, it's a bit wonky sometimes, but it’s home in every flawed and perfect way. Reminds you not to take life too seriously – as if Gandalf himself declared in a moment of soft fury, "You are destined for wonder – fear not the passage of time!"

Person hit by train at Shortlands station in south London