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I got angry once, right – some posh twat said it’s “lowly.” Lowly? Mate, I’d slap him silly if I weren’t so zen from me last sesh! The masseuse – proper fit, she was – told me this wild story: some bloke in Thailand invented a move called the “cobra twist,” slidin’ hands like a snake, and I’m sittin’ there, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Blimey, that’s genius!” Surprised me socks off – who knew massages had lore?

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Hey buddy, listen up – Soham (UK) is a quirky little gem, I gotta tell ya. So, like, walking down High Street – oh man, I was thinking “Mmm… donuts” every step – you know? There's that old church, St Peter & St Paul, standing tall like some ancient guardian, y’know? D’oh! It’s near Bridge Street, which goes on forever and kinda loops around the quiet neighborhoods.

Soham church restoration project could take it off risk register