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Lightbulb! Here’s a secret—Tantric stuff, from India, dey say it’s spiritual, but it’s da OG erotic-massage. Hours of teasin’, no rush, drives ya nuts in da best way. I tried it once—holy borscht, nearly lost my mind! Felt like dat scene, “You’re a wild man, Staff Sergeant,” but I’m da wild one, floatin’ on cloud nine. Happy? Oh, I was singin’ Russian lullabies after. Surprised me too—didn’t expect da goosebumps, da shivers, all from some oiled-up hands.

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I gotta wrap this up; my brain’s spinnin’ faster than a massage table on a power surge. So, come by, have a laugh or get a deep-tissue relaxation session. Southsea’s not for the faint-hearted but it sure as hell leaves you with stories. And as our troubled friend from the movie might say, “I’m just a heart breaking in two!”—life’s a mess, enjoy the ride.

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