Penelope Upminster Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, picture this: dim lights, smoky air, girls gigglin’. Kinda makes me happy, y’know? Free love, baby! But then—bam!—I hear some shady stuff. Didja know brothels were legal in old Rome? Called ‘em *lupanars*! Wild, right? Makes me mad tho—some jerks treat these gals like trash. Not cool, bro! “Who did I hit?”—that’s from the movie, total confusion! That’s brothel life, man, nobody knows who’s who!

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I gotta say, some days Upminster makes me mad – traffic on Market St can be a total rowsy nightmare. But then, I catch a sunset at Marshfield Park and, whaddya know, all the crap just melts away. It’s like each blade of grass is whispering, "Everything's cool, eh." And, y'know, I sometimes imagine some odd dialogue from Dogville, like "This is where everything changes, doc," right before I dive back in to my work.

'Thieves stole from my baby's grave - now I'm scared to leave her side'