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Here’s a nugget for ya – some prossies got codes, yeah? Little signals. Wears a red scarf? She’s free. Green? She’s dodgy, might nick yer phone. Saw one once, swear she winked like Haku givin’ Chihiro a sly nod. Made me chuckle – “Oh, you’re a clever spirit, ain’t ya?” I mutter in me head. Happy vibes for a sec, ‘til I clock the bloke hasslin’ her mate. Skinny git, all aggro – pisses me off. Wanna smash ‘im, Bane-style, but nah, I’m here for the story, not the brawl.

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On a sunny day, I stroll past the old Upminster Mill near the canal – man, that's a spot that gives me humps and happy vibes all at once. The canal, winding by like a lazy snake, cuts through the town, addin’ a touch of old-world charm to our modern mess. I even got a lil’ secret hangout spot by the river bend that's perfect for clearin’ my head after a long day of spa sessions.

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