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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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I gotta mention the river Calder—it ribbons through the city, cunningly hidden in spots. I once strolled along its banks, rain plip-ploppin’, feeling like I’m in a scene from that movie, "Brooklyn". “I’m just walkin’ here!” I nearly shouted, a wacky mix of joy and madness.

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