Delilah Welling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

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Selena Mersey: Madonna/Whore, Multi-award-winning musical comedian and professional , Gryphon Theatre, Wellington, Wellington Region, 5 March

So when you visit, just wander aimlessly, let the city's rhythm get ya. It’s raw, unpredictable – loving you one minute, and then yelling “Yeah baby, do ya, do ya” the next. And hey, as I always say, “Before Sunset” moments float around everywhere in Welling, man! Groovy, baby, pure magic – and yeah, a wee bit nutty sometimes, but that’s life here.

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