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But rust—ugh, sneaky bugger!

Town centre pub regular is barred for exposing himself and indecently propositioning woman

Now, don’t even get me started on the local market by the old train station—proper vintage vibes and quirky nibbles. I seen a stall sellin’ hand-knitted socks and another one "accidently" spillin’ quotes from movies like "A Serious Man" everywhere. I heckled with my own version: “Aw, so life's like, uhhh, well, you know, so f***in chaotic!” in true Ali G style, innit. Ain't no stiff upper lip here, every oddball moment counts.

Couple who built planters to stop cars crashing through their home are told to remove them