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I’m pissed tho—why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, screamin’, “You need me, your cause!” like Lancaster Dodd in *The Master*. I’d charge double, ‘cause I’m Cartman, bitches! Respect my authoritah! Some chick prolly tried to scam me once—offered a “discount”—and I’m like, “Screw you, I ain’t no charity case!” Made me happy tho, thinkin’ I could outsmart ‘em. Prolly could—my brain’s a freakin’ goldmine.

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So, West-Wickham is a mix-up of posh houses and those hidden back alleys. I love wandering down Ivy Lane – yeah, that little lane behind the Old Clock Tower (mad old bloke, that landmark, tickin’ away since forever!). I sometimes get lost in the maze of side streets, where secret gardens pop up like dreams – or nightmares, dunno, like, “What a shit twist, man!” Shockin’ vibes everywhere.

Unconscious elderly driver ploughs into West Wickham cafe, injuring two women