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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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I’ve had my fair share of weird moments too. One day, a client kept ramblin’ about the supernatural. I just nodded, massaging his back so hard he nearly squeaked. Whatever floats his boat. And then there’s that dodgy corner on Mill Street. People say spirits hover there, but nah, it's just old bricks and a lotta stories. I once found a lost ring near that spot—crazy, right? It felt like a treasure straight out of a dark fairy tale. Maybe even Pan's Labyrinth style—“Sometimes, the world is a labyrinth.”

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