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I'm all about cringey optimism here, like seriously: Witham is surreal. The vibe is like "basically, the whole town is embracing imperfections." I sometimes imagine the streets are talking to me – a bit like my spa's aromatherapy blends whispering "chill, mate, you deserve it." And sometimes I laugh at it all, heart bursting with love for this crazy town.

First stage of roadworks which saw a village road completely shut complete