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*robotic voice kicks in* Helllooo mate, so I’m a Cargo Transportation Manager, right, but today I’m chattin’ erotic-massage, cosmic style! Picture this – me, Stephen Hawking, rollin’ thru the universe, thinkin’ bout them sensual rubs, yeah? Erotic-massage ain’t just hands on skin, it’s like… energy movin’, like trucks haulin’ goods across galaxies! I reckon it’s wild – touches ya soul, not just ya body. Reminds me of *Dogville*, ya know, my fave flick – “The world’s a shithole, Grace,” but erotic-massage? It’s the opposite, mate!

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So, I get up, dust myself off, and head towards the shops on The Royal Avenue. I’m browsing through some knick-knacks when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, man! I mean, it’s like a scene from a soap opera. I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard when they’re shouting about who forgot to buy the milk. I’m thinking, “Get a grip, people! It’s just milk!”

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