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Yo, check it, I’m Apollo Creed—*“I must break you!”*—and I’m here spillin’ the tea on sex-dating, alright? This whole gig, man, it’s wild—like somethin’ outta *The Dark Knight*. You got folks swipin’ left and right, chasin’ that quick hookup vibe, thinkin’ they’re the Joker runnin’ the show. “Why so serious?” I’m laughin’ my ass off watchin’ these clowns tryna flex for a one-night stand. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ battlefield, fam—half these profiles out here fakin’ it, catfishin’ like pros, and I’m over here like, *“I must break you!”*—bust through the BS, ya feel me?

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Then, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of a busy Saturday? Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m just standing there, pint in hand, thinkin’, “This is it. This is how I go.” But it turns out it was just a false alarm. Some kid probably burnt their toast or something. Classic Birchington, right?

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