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So, sex escorts—fancy lasses ‘n’ lads, sellin’ a tumble fer a shillin’. Been ‘round since ships had sails, prolly longer. Makes me grin, thinkin’ o’ the coin they rake in—more’n me rum stash! Used t’ see ‘em in Tortuga, struttin’ like peacocks, all perfumed ‘n’ sly. One lass, Ruby—red hair, eyes like storms—charged double ‘cause she’d sing ye a ditty while ridin’. True story, mate! Little known fact: some o’ ‘em in old London’d smuggle rum in their garters—tax-free, savvy?

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First thing, I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be a chill day. Just me, the water, and maybe a few fish. But nah, Brundall had other plans. I get to the riverbank, and it’s like a bloody circus! Kids screamin’, dogs runnin’ wild, and some bloke tryin’ to set up a BBQ right next to me. Like, mate, I’m here to fish, not smell your burnt sausages!

See inside this £1.75m family home with spectacular river views