Mia Camborne Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

Officers are appealing for any witnesses or anyone with information to come forward

Later, I head back into town. I’m starvin’, so I swing by the local chippy on Commercial Street. Best fish and chips in town, no doubt! I grab a portion, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m sittin’ there, munchin’ away, and I see this old bloke walkin’ his dog. The dog’s got more energy than I do!

Car reverses into shop front in Camborne