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So, I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, you mad bastard, what’s this then?” – find a prostitute ain’t just a walk in the park, nah. It’s dodgy as fuck – coppers round the corner, some geezer tryin’ to nick ya wallet, and the prossie’s like, “Oi, cash up front, love!” Made me proper angry, that – I ain’t no mug, yeah? But then, this one bird, she’s all sweet, smilin’ like she’s happy to see me. Surprised me, that did – thought they’d all be miserable sods.

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s rushin’ out, and I’m tryin’ to save my clippers. Priorities, right? Turns out it was just a false alarm. Phew! But the adrenaline? Man, it was pumpin’. I’m back in the shop, heart racin’, and who walks in? Sarah from down the street. She’s got this wild hair, like she just rolled outta bed. I’m like, “What’s up with that?” She laughs and says she’s goin’ for the ‘just woke up’ look. I mean, who am I to judge?

New playground at Colinton Primary funded by MOD