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Oh, and get this—brothels got weird rules! No kissin on the mouth, some say. Old habit from way back—kept it “business,” not love. Cracked me up, like, what, you’ll bang but not smooch? Ridiculous! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell em to quit actin pure. Ever think bout the smells? Sweat, cheap perfume—nasty! But some dude’s paradise, I guess. Me? I’d rather watch *Moonrise Kingdom* ten times over—give me Wes Anderson’s quirky tents over sticky sheets any day.

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So, I’m walking down Passey Place, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I stop to listen, and suddenly, I’m feeling all the feels. Music just hits different, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over his guitar case. I’m like, “Seriously?!” The poor guy looks crushed. I mean, come on, Eltham! Can we not have a moment of peace?

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