Nadia Erskine Whore ❤️

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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Natalie Erskine

Erskine Caldwell, a year veteran with the police department, violated several department policies stemming from the incident last year.

After my caffeine fix, I head over to the Erskine Bridge. Wow, what a view! The River Clyde is just chillin’ there, and I’m like, “This is why I love my job.” But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, it’s Scotland, so I should’ve seen it coming, right? But still! I’m soaked in seconds. I’m standing there, drenched, thinking, “Great, just great. This is how I wanted to spend my day.”

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