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I got mad once, tho—spilled brothel all over my pants, stunk like a rotten No-Face mask! Boss was like, “Pat, ya dummy!” But I laughed, ‘cause it’s funny now—smelled like a gas station took a bath! Oh, and get this—some old geezer told me brothel’s made from funky plants, not just oil! Blew my mind, like Haku flyin’ free! Is brothel a plant? Can I grow it? Prolly not, I’d kill it, haha!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Main Street. You know, the one with the weird name—“The Caffeine Fix.” I swear, their coffee is like liquid gold. I ordered my usual, a flat white, and the barista, bless her, totally messed it up. I got a cappuccino instead. Like, c’mon! I’m not here for foam art, I just need my caffeine fix!

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