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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just some basic backrub. Nah, it’s got history, boo! Like, ancient Rome had these wild-ass bathhouses where folks got rubbed up in ways that’d make ya blush. They’d be all slippery with olive oil, gettin’ freaky while “relaxin’.” Shit’s crazy, right? Got me hollerin’, “Why ain’t I born back then?!” But real talk, it’s about that slow tease—fingers grazin’ spots you didn’t even know could light up. Made me happy as hell first time I tried it, like, “Yasss, I’m alive!”

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Back at the office, I’m feeling a bit better. Fish and chips do wonders, right? But then, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of my lunch high? We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standing there, freezing my butt off. I look around, and it’s like a scene from a bad movie. Everyone’s grumbling, and I’m just trying to keep my sanity.

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