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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a wild ride! Imagine some numpty kneading your back, then—bam!—it’s all steamy and slippery. I’m talkin’ oils, hands everywhere, like a chef tossin’ a bleedin’ salad! Watched "The Social Network" last night—fuckin’ brilliant, right? That line, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ enemies,” hits me. Sexual-massage is like that—mates love it, prudes hate it.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to treat myself. I head over to the local chippy on Haughton Road. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order the usual, and while I’m waiting, I see this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s moving slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m cheering him on like he just won a marathon.

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