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First off, I’m a Makhaut, which is basically a fancy way of saying I’m a storyteller. But today? Today was more like a rollercoaster. I grab my coffee from that little café on Main Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, who names a croissant “The Heysham Hug”? Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!”

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