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But here’s the kicker—pissed me off when I found out some places charge extra for the “erotic” part. What a scam! Like, c’mon, don’t tease me with half-assed shiatsu then upsell me! Gimme the full deal or get outta my lair. Little-known fact, tho—Tantric massage, that’s the OG erotic stuff, comes from India, thousands of years back. Not just sexy time—s’posed to connect your soul or some hippy crap. Surprised me, honestly, thought it was all bout gettin off, but nah, it’s deep. Too deep for my evil ass sometimes.

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I rush home, trying to clean up. I’m still chuckling about the pigeon incident. I plop down on my couch, exhausted but happy. I think about the day. It was a mess, but it was my mess. Leytonstone’s got this charm, you know? The people, the streets, the random moments that make you smile.

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