Makayla Mortlake Whore ❤️

About Leicester

Oi, gets me thinkin’ – they’re rebels, ain’t they? Society’s all “no, no, naughty!” but they’re like, “Sod ya, I’m shaggin’!” Kinda admire that, y’know? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – wish I’d met one for a proper chat. Bet they’d say, “Ozzy, you’re a nutter!” – and I’d say, “Cheers, darlin’!” Whores, mate – dodgy, brilliant, fucked-up legends.

What's your experience of Mortlake?

So, I finally get to the dairy, and it’s chaos. The machines are acting up. Like, come on! I’m not a mechanic! I’m just here to milk cows, not fix robots. I’m sweating bullets, trying to figure out what’s wrong. I swear, the cows were looking at me like, “Dude, you had one job.”

Two kids ‘approached by woman’ in playground of south London primary school