Allison Palmers Green Brothel ❤️❤️

About London

There’s this story—true stuff—‘bout a brothel in Nevada. Legal one, called Moonlite BunnyRanch. They got a cat, legit walks around like it owns the joint. Cracked me up! Imagine that—cat’s all, “I’m king here, losers!” Surprised me, too—didn’t expect pets in a brothel. Kinda sweet, tho. Made me happy, thinkin’ bout that lil’ furball struttin’ past the beds. “Time drifts through the forest,” Boonmee’d whisper, and I’m like—yeah, even for that cat!

Enfield, Greater London

before leaving your home and car unattended. After information was received about a brothel and working with the landlord it has been closed.

Later in the afternoon, I get a call from a client. They’re all panicked about their policy. I’m trying to calm them down, but they’re like, “What if the world ends?” I’m like, “Well, if it does, I guess we won’t need insurance, right?” Not my best moment, but hey, I was trying to lighten the mood.

Palmers Green road shut for over 8 hours after accident with North London buses diverted