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Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here! Eat my shorts! So, erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, you’re layin’ there, all chill, and some chick’s rubbin’ you down with oil—smells like freakin’ flowers or somethin’. I’m a baker, right, so I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no dough kneadin’!” But damn, it’s smooth, like satin sheets in *Moulin Rouge!*—y’know, my fave flick. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn,” they say, “is just to love,” but dude, a good erotic-massage? Close freakin’ second!

Shortlands Thai Massage

Enjoy traditional Thai massage in your own home, (Mobile Service) Thai Combination Massage is based on the Eastern view to health and well-being.

Ah, my dear friend, let me tell ya about Shortlands (UK) – a wee slice of magic tucked away in London's sprawl. Firstly, imagine this: cobbled streets like Highmrd Way (yeah, that's right – highmrD, not High Road, trust me on this, mate) where ancient lamp posts wink secrets at ya in the gloam. There's this park, Alderlea Greens, where trees whisper lore from beyond, much like those existential musings from "Synecdoche, New York" – life is a story, and every branch holds a tale.

Nostalgia: A history of Shortlands 30 years on from the department store's closure