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Larry King here, slow and curious—

Kingpin snared by pal's brothel bender

A petrol bomb was left outside the home of a man who had allegedly reported his next-door neighbour for running a brothel in her Hamilton flat.

First off, I’m makin’ my famous scones. You know, the ones that make people weak at the knees? I’m mixing, whisking, and then BAM! I spill half a bag of flour all over the floor. I’m talkin’ a snowstorm in my wee bakery. I’m there, cursing like a sailor, tryin’ to clean it up before Mrs. McGregor from down the street pops in for her morning cuppa. She’s a lovely lady, but she’s got a nose like a bloodhound. She’d sniff out that mess in a heartbeat!

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