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So, picture this: you’re on Tinder, Bumble, whatever—scrollin’ like a madman, yeah? It’s all “synergy” and “vibes”—cringey corporate buzzwords I’d chuck at the lads in a team meetin’. “Let’s leverage them endorphins, boys!” I’d bellow, laughin’ me head off. But serious, sex-dating’s a game—half the profiles are fake, catfish city! Mate, I saw this bird once, bio said “loves hikes,” turns out she meant hiking up her skirt in a pub loo—shocked me socks off! Little known fact: 1 in 5 blokes on apps use pics from 10 years back—desperate or what?

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A PILOT who booked an escort for a “girlfriend experience” has been jailed after stalking her when their relationship soured.

But lemme tell ya, it ain't all sunshine. There were times the narrow lanes got me downright mad, when new development nervously creeps in and tramples on tradition. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I’d mutter under my breath, with a sip o’ cheap tea from the corner shop still called Baines’s (oh man, that place is a relic!). They still have that charm of old family tales and gossip, and sometimes I get a warm fuzz feelin'—or mad, depends on the day.

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