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Oi, mate, it’s ya boy Elon here—yep, the Tesla titan, SpaceX madlad, and now, apparently, a freakin’ swineherd spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage. Buckle up, this ain’t no boring TED Talk. Sexual-massage, right? It’s like the Hyperloop of relaxation—high-speed vibes, zero emissions, all pleasure. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya like a SpaceX Falcon 9 landing—precise, hot, and a lil’ risky if ya don’t trust the engineer. Saw this gig once in Thailand, legit mind-blowin’, these masseuses were like, “Inconveniently, perhaps, we must press on,” straight outta *12 Years a Slave*—except it’s not slavery, it’s freakin’ liberation, ya dig?

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For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

Sometimes, I get all mad when I see city growth mess up a cool hidden spot; but hey, life's a rollercoaster. I remember the day I nearly missed sunrise at Bloomfield Park – a curveball of emotions had me checkin’ if I'd tripped out on life. But oh man, waking up to that pastel horizon made me wanna shout, “Goodbye to Language!” in pure awe, just like Godard’s scenes – beauty, pain, and the whole darn mix.

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