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So, I’m Patrick Star, duh—big pink dummy, right? “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I’d ask, ‘cause I’d probs slather it on thinkin’ it’s massage oil! Hah! Bet some dude did that once—lil’ known fact, back in old Greece, they used olive oil for this stuff! True story, swear it! Bet they smelled like salad while gettin’ all loosey-goosey. Me? I’d be gigglin’—hands ticklin’ my blubbery bits, oh man, happy vibes all over!

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First off, check out Biltmore Ave, so lively, so artsy. All them dating app peeps buzz around there. I’ve seen couples swipe right, and left, oh my! Over in the River Arts District – yeah, that gritty area along the FrenchBroad River – you'll find walls splashed with scrapes of street art. That graffiti is like, Holy Motors style, "come on, let's put on a show!" I swear, every wall whispers secrets!

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