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Alright, mate, buckle up! So, brothel—yeah, the oldest gig in town. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, actuarially speakin’, it’s a freakin’ statistical anomaly it’s still kickin’. Risk management? Zero. STDs, pissed-off clients, cops—probability of chaos is off the charts! Yet, it’s thrivin’. Wild, right? Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*—dude just stumbled into a goldmine, no clue how. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—swap “friends” for “johns,” and boom, brothel logic.

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Hey, lemme tell ya about Boardman—oh boy, it's somethin’ else, y’know? So here's the deal… I been livin’ here, workin’ my massage gig for years now and lemme tell ya, this town hits ya in a way… kinda like that scene in Certified Copy where the feel of every moment just—pow!—gets ya right in the soul, ya know, like Abbas Kiarostami said, “A good copy is an imitation of the original,” but man, our town's the original vibe!

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