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Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble—prostitutes, yeah? Financial advisor hat on, but Boris-style, bit of a shambles, ha! So, prostitution—oldest gig going, innit? Cash up front, no taxman sniffing, pure *quid pro quo*. Makes me chuffed—freedom from the bloody bureaucrats! Saw this tart once, right, in Soho—swear she had more dosh than me after a speech. *Ego te absolvo*, I muttered, absolving her sins in my head, classic Boris, eh?

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The parks here, man – oh boy! Village Park is freakin’ awesome, a little secret hideout where I can chill and reflect on life’s little absurdities. I sit on a bench sometimes, watch the little squirrels hustle around like tiny acrobats, and feels kinda like you're in a movie scene. And then there’s the river – I think it’s called the West Fork – and dang, its gentle babble makes you wanna drop all your worries and just float away… but, uhh, careful not to get swept off your feet literally, ya know?

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