Nora Chanute Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage is somethin’ else! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and oy, it’s like a whole mood, y’know? Picture this—ya got soft hands, oils slicker than a New Yawk street after rain, and some schmuck tryna knead ya like dough. HAH! *The Nanny laugh* Oh, I’m dyin’ over here! It’s all sensual, sure, but I’m a broad who loves “Ida”—y’know, that flick from 2013? Pawlikowski had me sobbin’ into my popcorn, so I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t just a rubdown, it’s got soul!” Like Ida sayin’, “What if I don’t find anything?”—I’m over here prayin’ my masseuse finds *somethin’* worth touchin’, ya feel me?

Specialist Massages

Tucked inside the ElevenEleven Fresherie, in the heart of downtown Chanute, Kansas, is Serenity Central Massage. Swedish and Deep tissue massages available in 30, 60, and 90 minute .

Man oh man, every street in Chanute jives with life. Sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple—seriously, they’re always trying to trip me up. But then I'd laugh it off, thinkin’ “Life’s too short for perfect roads, ya know?” I might have overreacted a bit, but that’s the authenticity of it all!

Luke Lawrence Johnson