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So, check this, it ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah – it’s old as dirt, mate! Heard some dodgy Roman blokes used it to chill after fightin’ lions or summat. Little known fact, yeah? Makes ya think – them togas hid some randy secrets! Gets me blood pumpin’, but sometimes it pisses me off, too – all these prudes judgin’ it, like, “Oh, it’s filthy!” Bollocks to ‘em, I say! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they don’t get the art, the release, ya dig?

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Dude, the river – oh man, the local creek that runs by the Eastside – flows smooth, like a secret passage outta the chaos. I sometimes unwind there, thinkin' how all these little streets and forgotten corners of Chicago-Ridge (us) are a part of a grand, explosive story. I got mad love for it, even when it pisses me off when a tourist mishandles a local spot, ya know?

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