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But yo, real talk—what pisses me off? Shady parlors promisin’ “happy endings” and deliverin’ jack shit! False advertising, fam! I’m sittin’ there like, “Where’s my *Spring Breakers* glow-up, bro?!” You know, “This is the fuckin’ American Dream!”—gimme that neon fantasy, not some half-assed back rub! One time, this chick’s hands were so cold, I yelped like a stepped-on chihuahua—ruined the vibe, man, I was furious!

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Now, I’m a sexologist. I see the frisson that others miss. The soft glow of lamplight along the River Fane (yep, that river winds through town like a secret lover) seduces in the late hours. Lovers murmur under its bridges, and trust me, it’s as scandalous as it is sweet. Sometimes I think, “Ah, my dear, let the night fall, for the night reveals truths.”

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