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In my head, I’m like, “Edna, chill.” But she’s *whore*—untamed, unapologetic. Like that movie line: “Everything’s fallin’ apart.” She’s the fallin’, the wreckage, the goddamn harmony in the ruin. No capes! Just raw, sloppy, beautiful mess. You’d love her, hate her, buy her a drink—maybe all at once. Whore’s a legend, dahling, and I’m here for it.

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NY style mixed with suburban charm, ya know? I mean, there’s this quirky road called Maple Lane (if you’re lookin’ for that “tale as old as time” feel, thinkin’ about my code and dates, it’s as if there's always a new surprise, sometimes a bug in my dating site, sometimes a raccoon in the park). I always joke that my profession’s taught me to find connection in chaos – like that time I nearly lost a client because the signup form mysteriously turned into a pixelated disaster near the old canal. True story.

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