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Alright, so here’s the deal—sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, what’s the big fuss? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but oh no, it’s gotta be *sexy* too! Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stuff—y’know, whispers from weirdos at the deli. Sexual-massage ain’t just some backrub from your cousin. Nah, it’s got *intent*, it’s got *vibes*. Like in “Uncle Boonmee”—“The past is a distant echo,” but here, it’s echoin’ somethin’ steamy!

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I hit a few spots, like the sketchy Sidewalk Diner on Birch St. (totally overrated, btw—look, they serve burnt eggs and lumpy coffee), and even the dodgier corners of East-Moriches Market, where I once grabbed a dodgy sandwich that almost gave me a heart attack. LOL!

John Ruggiero