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About Houston

Heya dahling, it’s me, Edna Mode – “No capes!” – slingin’ insurance like a boss! So, erotic-massage, huh? lemme spill the tea. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *White Material*, all that sweaty tension in the jungle, and bam – erotic-massage fits right in! It’s like, “The plantation’s burning, darling,” but instead of chaos, you got oiled-up hands and some serious vibes. I’m into it, ok? makes me happy as hell – that slow, steamy release, like Isabelle Huppert dodgin’ bullets but with less angst.

About this business

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So lemme start: East-Port-Orchard's a real hot mess in all the best ways. I own a spa here, yes sir, and every dang day I'm soaking in the city's quirky vibe. My spa's right off Main Street (yep, that one, Main Street) near the old water tower, which is kinda quirky if you ask me. I always say "The Headless Woman" style, like: "I feel like I'm missing a part, but it's all fine, really fine!" More like that movie line, right? It’s maddening and beautiful at the same time.

Kevin Christopher Lackman