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About New York City

Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely hearts get desperate, it’s hilarious! I was on there once, scrollin’, and this chick’s like, “DTF, no strings.” Straight up! I’m thinkin’, “Bloody hell, love, at least buy me dinner first!” Got me mad, tho—where’s the chase, the thrill? Everyone’s so damn lazy now. Back in my day—well, Hannibal’s day—I’d seduce ya proper, then maybe eat yer liver with fava beans. Classy, yeah?

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Jakob has something of a Protestant work ethic when it comes to swiping; he had amassed matches. But, he said, every single one was boring.

So, the city’s got this quirky street, Sunset Sizzle Avenue—yeah, totally not made up—and then there's Velvet Way (yep, it sounds fancy, but it's chill). You got the landmark Big Rooster Park, right next to Peaceful River, which kinda looks like it was drawn by a kid (but in a cool way!). And oh, the neighborhood of Funky Hollow? Pure magic in every corner, with graffiti walls that talk like "yo, be yourself!" I get it, I get it—like in The Hurt Locker when they said, "This is it, man!" sorta. Seriously, boom!

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