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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I’ve got to say, some spots make me mad too. Like that stupid traffic jam on Oak & Fifth – Ugh! So annoying when you're tryna get to a session or a secret rendezvous at some trendy little bistro down by the river! But then, right on the cusp of anger, uniq vibes flash by the neon-lit art installation on Riverbend. It’s almost like, lo its beauty makes you beam with relief, like a heart-warming scene straight outta LBD!

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