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So, I’m diggin’ into this erotic-massage ting. It’s bare sensual, init? Not your bog-standard back rub from some geezer in a dodgy alley. Nah, this is next level – slow, steamy, proper cheeky. I heard this one story, right – back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from concubines, yeah? Little known fact, bruv – they’d use jade rollers to heat shit up! Makes me laff, thinkin’ ‘bout some posh git gettin’ oiled up by a propa fit bird. “Is it ’cos I is black?” I says, wonderin’ if I’d get the same VIP treatment or just a slap!

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I gotta mention Bayfront Road too. Right near the water, the breeze is fresh and reminds me why I love this town. People bust out smilez and punch the air, a bit like my exclamations when I scored a flamin’ hot lead for our dating site. Haha, man! It's the kinda place where every corner’s a story, even if you jumble your words and your thoughts like my internet connection on a bad day – flakey, but still rockin'.

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