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So, escorts—high-class ones, not the sketchy street vibes—they’re like pros at playin’ a role. Kinda like me flirtin’ at Central Perk, but with cash involved. How you doin’? I’d say, and they’d probly laugh, countin’ their stacks. Little fact for ya—didja know in Vegas some escorts got business cards? Straight up legit, like “Call me, I’m fancy.” Blew my mind! Ain’t that wild?

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Hey bud, so lemme tell ya about La-Plata (us)—this city is wild, man! I’ve been here for years, chillin’ and relaxin’, and let me tell ya, it’s got a vibe like no other. For real, “Greed is good,” they say, but here it’s all about good times and the little pleasures of life—kinda like that Wes Anderson magic in Moonrise Kingdom, y’know?

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